Linear model
in R. Oh no, outliers
sprinkle like rain drops!
Will I pass this class?
make a null hypothesis
p-value is small!
P and F values
why do they still confuse me?
One minute essay
Bootstrap the data
regress into regression
dodge type I errors
random samples rule
in the world of statistics
---overcome unknowns
larger sample size
with central limit theorem
approaches normal
t, F, p, s-hat
all tell of a relation
not the direction
A grouping of rules
that we use to understand
large sets of data
ANOVA for me
using an SPSS
makes me happier
s ta tis ti cs
will be the end of me now
who can save my soul
Now I am waiting
SPSS crunches stats
What will it tell me?
Assume Red Sox suck
Yet, they beat the Yankees; called
--- a type II error!
Rejection of null
after F-values compared
Tukey test follows
Stats in McConnell
Like passing a kidney stone
Sinking or swimming
A data sample
Ink equations from the text
Calculating stats
Oh dear statistics
Your formulas are complex
--Yet fascinate me
You are important
Your real significance
enlightens the world
One-way ANOVA
plug and chug computer style
the results appear!
I like stats because
I learn so much about math
Just kidding, it stinks :-)
But is it normal?
Independent groups t test
Now I can use you.
asking questions in
behavioral science
calculating answers.
Sometimes confusing
Always three or more levels
One-way ANOVA
Statistical tests
rely on assumptions that
are necessary
OH GOD CRAZY STATS
Analyzing everything
Chill guys, its just math
ANOVA, Tukey
inferential statistics
use SPSS
Statistics is hard
But lab is very helpful
I want to go home.
One way ANOVA
greater than t though smaller
many become one.
So many numbers
So little time left,
Whats that equation?
Which letter means what?
All things you must know in stats
to reject the null.
Numbers make no sense
But with Horton and Palmer
Ah! Let there be light!
One way ANOVA
Reject null hypothesis
Now draw conclusions
t test, z scores, means
what do the numbers imply?
David and Nick know.
I love ANOVAs
every morning I cant wait
Go SPSS!
Oh eta-squared you
are easy to calculate
yet give much info
Different tests for
each different condition
Find out relations
So much work to do
for the fun-filled ANOVA
Thanks SPSS!
I am confident.
P-value's significant
Wiggle words can't lie.
P-values are great.
They help us to reject nulls
or fail to reject.
Simpson's paradox
Is only the beginning
Getting dangerous
StatCrunch does not know.
SPSS is ready.
But I am still lost.
Regression's wonder -
Multiple in nature with
"y" against "x"-es
standard error or
standard deviation or
root mse hmmm
Am I near normal?
Is my n large enough to
make inferences?
Stats are quite useful
But can be tricky sometimes
Three meanings of “p”
Statistics is fun
Interpretive dance of math
Useful for research
The only math class
In which we use so many
different letters
Margin of error
Find the z and t scores quick
I am confident
Found correlation
Careful, it's not causation
Variables may lurk
Models recently
Are getting frightfully thin
They fail the F-test
Stats are not psychic
Can’t go beyond our data
Don’t extrapolate
Shape, center, spread, range
I would like a picture please
describes intro stats
To be normal or
not to be normal is the
major question here
r-squared adjusts
Check model's validity with
"p" "se" values.
Null hypothesis
Reject or not to reject
I am on that quest
It is hard
calculating confidence intervals
without using technology
How far from the mean-
sign of abnormality
of data value
Oh statistics rocks
Friday afternoon giggles
With Nick it is fun
Ipod shuffle lab
made me question my ipod
we used to be friends
I am ninety five
percent confident that stats
will drive me crazy
More than one outcome
is possible, thats why we
do a two tailed test
See also the University of Queensland haiku page.
Nicholas Horton